Bait
Our second story of the day from Mort.
“No, daddy, don’t hurt my minnow,” cried four year old Charlie. “The hook won’t hurt him and flounder love minnows,” said his dad. “But the flounder will eat him!”
“Time for Charlie’s sedative,” said the nurse. “Imagine, ninety-four and still wakes up screaming, ‘The flounder’s coming!’”
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