Groundhog Day

Last story today comes from Artie Knapp.

“Look who decided to wake up!”

After Punxsutawney Phil poked his head out of his hole, the Punxsutawney Salvation Army Band erupted in song.

“What? I see my shadow; there will be six more weeks of winter. What’s the big deal?”

“Phil, today’s the second day of August; you overslept by six months – You goof.”

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